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Joined: 12/5/2009 Posts: 216 Location: Leicester, UK
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Senior health care solution -
So you're a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no
nursing home available for you - what do you do?
Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets.
You are allowed to shoot 2 M.P’s and 2 Ministers. Not necessarily dead, kneecapping will do fine.
Of course, this means you will be sent to prison.
Where you will get 3 meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating,
and all the health care you need! New teeth - no problem. Need glasses, great.
New hip, knees, kidney, lungs, heart? All covered. And your kids can come and visit you as often as they do now.
And who will be paying for all of this? The same government that just
told you that you they cannot afford for you to go into a home.
Plus, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any more income tax.
IS THIS A GREAT COUNTRY OR WHAT?"I cannot do everything. I accept that. Not being able to do everything is no excuse for doing nothing." ~ Helen Keller
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Joined: 12/3/2009 Posts: 3,006 Location: Timperley
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Brilliant, Ann - Steve is still laughing!!
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Joined: 12/3/2009 Posts: 1,110 Location: London
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The sad part is, its all so true!!! BARBARA
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I like it,  and whats the world coming to, like Jean says the sad part is it is true. My Ken is a great one for jokes and he is still laughing. Lorna x
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